Tyler vs. The World

My name is Tyler, and I'm a 24 year old nerd. Clearly, this is where I post my mind-dumps. No real purpose other than that. Oh, and if I post something without a credit, chances are I have no idea where I got it from so feel free to scold me. Also, feel free to pick my brain.
chuckpalahniuk:

It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas! Actually, no… it’s just a Tuesday. But dammit, when Chuck Palahniuk has a new novel out, it feels like Christmas! Today, Beautiful You, Chuck’s 14th novel (16th book!) is out in stores. And you know what that means, right? A billion husbands are about to be replaced! If you haven’t already gobbled up this book, here’s the description from Amazon:

Penny Harrigan is a low-level associate in a big Manhattan law firm with an apartment in Queens and no love life at all. So it comes as a great shock when she finds herself invited to dinner by one C. Linus Maxwell, a software mega-billionaire and lover of the most gorgeous and accomplished women on earth. After dining at Manhattan’s most exclusive restaurant, he whisks Penny off to a hotel suite in Paris, where he proceeds, notebook in hand, to bring her to previously undreamed-of heights of gratification for days on end. What’s not to like? This: Penny discovers that she is a test subject for the final development of a line of feminine products to be marketed in a nationwide chain of boutiques called Beautiful You. So potent and effective are these devices that women by the millions line up outside the stores on opening day and then lock themselves in their room with them and stop coming out. Except for batteries. Maxwell’s plan for battery-powered world domination must be stopped. But how?

You can order the book today from Amazon, Barnes & Noble and IndieBound here!
If you buy the book in a store, be sure to Tweet us at @ChuckPalahniuk with a picture. 
And if you’d like to try to see Chuck on tour, here are all the dates.

Next week! Can’t wait!

chuckpalahniuk:

It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas! Actually, no… it’s just a Tuesday. But dammit, when Chuck Palahniuk has a new novel out, it feels like Christmas! Today, Beautiful You, Chuck’s 14th novel (16th book!) is out in stores. And you know what that means, right? A billion husbands are about to be replaced! If you haven’t already gobbled up this book, here’s the description from Amazon:

Penny Harrigan is a low-level associate in a big Manhattan law firm with an apartment in Queens and no love life at all. So it comes as a great shock when she finds herself invited to dinner by one C. Linus Maxwell, a software mega-billionaire and lover of the most gorgeous and accomplished women on earth. After dining at Manhattan’s most exclusive restaurant, he whisks Penny off to a hotel suite in Paris, where he proceeds, notebook in hand, to bring her to previously undreamed-of heights of gratification for days on end. What’s not to like? This: Penny discovers that she is a test subject for the final development of a line of feminine products to be marketed in a nationwide chain of boutiques called Beautiful You. So potent and effective are these devices that women by the millions line up outside the stores on opening day and then lock themselves in their room with them and stop coming out. Except for batteries. Maxwell’s plan for battery-powered world domination must be stopped. But how?

You can order the book today from Amazon, Barnes & Noble and IndieBound here!

If you buy the book in a store, be sure to Tweet us at @ChuckPalahniuk with a picture. 

And if you’d like to try to see Chuck on tour, here are all the dates.

Next week! Can’t wait!

barry-allens-boyfriend:

thirat-atthiraride:


Warner Bros. Catapults DC Ahead of Marvel in Superhero Diversity Race
Gal Gadot’s “Wonder Woman,” Ray Fisher’s “Cyborg”, Jason Momoa’s “Aquaman” and Ezra Miller’s “Flash” mark milestones for the genre

While all eyes have looked to Marvel to produce a female-led superhero film, Warner Bros. and DC Comics catapulted ahead in the race on Wednesday with the announcement of a solo “Wonder Woman” film, starring Gal Gadot. The film is set to release in 2017.
Additionally, Warner Bros announced “Aquaman,” starring Jason Momoa, will be released in 2018 and gave the greenlight to a solo “Cyborg” film, to be released in 2020, starring African-American actor Ray Fisher.
DC also made history by casting out LGBT actor Ezra Miller to play superspeedster “The Flash,” getting his own solo film in 2018. Miller, who confirmed to Out Magazine that he was “queer” in 2012, becomes the first openly gay actor to lead a major superhero comic book adaptation on the big screen.

Why does this have less notes that that stupid Marvel/DC “on your left” gif?

barry-allens-boyfriend:

thirat-atthiraride:

Warner Bros. Catapults DC Ahead of Marvel in Superhero Diversity Race

Gal Gadot’s “Wonder Woman,” Ray Fisher’s “Cyborg”, Jason Momoa’s “Aquaman” and Ezra Miller’s “Flash” mark milestones for the genre

While all eyes have looked to Marvel to produce a female-led superhero film, Warner Bros. and DC Comics catapulted ahead in the race on Wednesday with the announcement of a solo “Wonder Woman” film, starring Gal Gadot. The film is set to release in 2017.

Additionally, Warner Bros announced “Aquaman,” starring Jason Momoa, will be released in 2018 and gave the greenlight to a solo “Cyborg” film, to be released in 2020, starring African-American actor Ray Fisher.

DC also made history by casting out LGBT actor Ezra Miller to play superspeedster “The Flash,” getting his own solo film in 2018. Miller, who confirmed to Out Magazine that he was “queer” in 2012, becomes the first openly gay actor to lead a major superhero comic book adaptation on the big screen.

Why does this have less notes that that stupid Marvel/DC “on your left” gif?

(via jaceyjulep)